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samzimmerman
12 December 2009 @ 01:27 pm

We don't need no education,
We don't need no samzimmerman control.

Which song was this lyric from?

Get your own lyrics:
 
 
samzimmerman
27 February 2009 @ 06:14 am

What's the story behind your username?


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...
 
 
samzimmerman
09 February 2009 @ 05:49 pm

Do you consider yourself an optimist, a pessimist, or a realist?


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Realist with an optimist bent. I know how things are, and I like to think I have an idea about how they could be.
 
 
samzimmerman
06 February 2009 @ 07:03 pm

Who is cuter: Bret or Jemaine?


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Who are these people?
 
 
samzimmerman
03 February 2009 @ 03:59 pm

Do you ever go out to dinner (at a sit-down restaurant) by yourself?


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All the time! No one up here I know likes the Indian or the sushi, so I go by myself.
 
 
samzimmerman
01 February 2009 @ 10:29 am

NerdTests.com says I'm a Slightly Dorky Nerd King.  Click here to take the Nerd Test, get geeky images and jokes, and write on the nerd forum!
 
 
samzimmerman
25 January 2009 @ 07:18 pm
Dear Popular America,

Please stop using the word "amazing." You no longer understand its meaning. It refers to things like the theory of relativity, or Hank Aaron's home run record, not the GODDAMNED hamburger you had for lunch. Thank you for your time.

Best regards,

The English language
 
 
Current Mood: cranky
 
 
samzimmerman
14 December 2008 @ 12:15 pm
My boy Nog is down from Waterville, or wherever he lives, with a present for me.
 
 
samzimmerman
13 December 2008 @ 02:26 pm
Power came back at 9pm last night, so my food didn't spoil.

Also, I'm almost out of work. SPN night.
 
 
samzimmerman
12 December 2008 @ 09:03 am
No power last night, so two together.

Yesterday: MST3k, and leftover beef stew. Yum.

Today: Hot tea after a wet slog to work. Also, my girl.
 
 
samzimmerman
10 December 2008 @ 06:27 pm
Stolen from [info]onlyonechoice: For eight days you have to post something that made you happy that day. Tag eight people to do the same.

Shan't be tagging. Don't believe I even have eight friends on lj.

Now then. What made me happy today? My apartment is clean. I has a special someone to share Christmas with - even if she IS eight hours away. I have mastered crock-pot pot roast. Secret? Many garlics.
 
 
Current Mood: happy
 
 
samzimmerman
09 November 2008 @ 09:18 am


You Are a Blueberry Muffin



You are a nurturing, domestic, homey person.

Of all the types, you are the most likely to make your own muffins at home.



You don't like to rock the boat, and you're most content when you're making everyone else happy.

You are very loyal. You'll defend your family and friends, even if you secretly disapprove of what they're doing.



You tend to be a bit shy and withdrawn. You don't make friends quickly or easily.

But once you do make a good friend, the chances are high that you'll be friends for life.

 
 
Current Location: Work
Current Mood: groggy
Current Music: The poor bastard behind me dealing with a call I'm glad I didn't get.
 
 
samzimmerman
31 August 2008 @ 04:29 am
I am now playing it. I do not fully understand it, but I am fully enjoying it. Like a Richard Dawkins book. :)

In other news, November can't come fast enough.
 
 
samzimmerman
25 August 2008 @ 03:35 am

Your result for Test how well you "Think Geek and let slip the dice of war!"...

73% Geekiness!

Alas my child... the end of the test is at hand. On the one hand a black leather glove concealing a dark hidden secret. On the other hand... a HOOK!


You have successfully completed a challenge so cunning and so cruel that your name is worthy of recognition in the Jedi Archives. You may also want to try the Holy-Hand-Grenage of Antioch *BEFORE* losing 5 of your men.


Here is how you scored:


G = 73%


E = 64%


E = 72%


K = 31%


S = 45%



The Rating system for us GEEKS should be rather simple, but upon closer introspection I found that GEEKS are more than meets the eye. Just like the transformers. Also just like the transformers we protect your countries, run your companies, do your laundry, make your Chinese Take-Out, produce your movies, create electricity, think of new ideas on how to save the planet, think of new ideas on how to destroy the planet. We are the greatest force you will ever beat up in high school, and we will forever be smarter, more clever, and a higher level than you.


Take Test how well you "Think Geek and let slip the dice of war!" at HelloQuizzy

 
 
samzimmerman
20 August 2008 @ 05:43 am
FRAKKIN SPOILERS )

WTF, mates?
 
 
samzimmerman
15 August 2008 @ 04:20 pm
Look up your birthday in Wikipedia. Pick 4 events, 3 births, 2 deaths, and 1 holiday.

July 6

Events:

1854 - In Jackson, Michigan, the first convention of the United States Republican Party is held. (used to live in Jackson)

1947 - The AK-47 goes into production in the Soviet Union. (When you absolutely, positively, got to kill every mothafucka inna ROOM... accept no substitutes)

1999 - U.S. Army private Barry Winchell dies from baseball-bat injuries inflicted in his sleep the previous day by fellow soldiers for his relationship with transgendered showgirl and former Navy combat medic, Calpernia Addams.

2003 - The 70-meter Eupatoria Planetary Radar sends a METI message Cosmic Call 2 to 5 stars: Hip 4872, HD 245409, 55 Cancri, HD 10307 and 47 Ursae Majoris that will arrive to these stars in 2036, 2040, 2044, 2044 and 2049 respectively.

Births:

1907 - Frida Kahlo, Mexican painter (d. 1954)

1937 - Ned Beatty, American actor

1958 - Jennifer Saunders, English actress

Deaths:

1998 - Roy Rogers, American actor (b. 1911)

2003 - Buddy Ebsen, American actor (b. 1908)

Holiday:

Ludi Apollinares, games in honour of Apollo (since 208 BC) - So say we all!
 
 
samzimmerman
15 August 2008 @ 03:07 am
http://thefump.com/lyrics.php?id=1079

www.lukeski.com , y'all. Buy the new album!
 
 
samzimmerman
09 August 2008 @ 08:53 am
Note to self: A.M. is NOT P.M. Eejit. :headdesk:
 
 
samzimmerman
05 August 2008 @ 07:17 pm
The spinsters and their dogs can go eff themselves. I has my own place. I am also in PAIN. More later, as net cafes=$$$. Love to all. Especially you.
 
 
samzimmerman
02 August 2008 @ 07:27 pm
Packed hard core for the move. All I have to do is organize my DVDs into milk crates, and box up some odds and ends and throw out the rest of the trash. Easy-peasy. Shan't be missing this bunch of spinsters, OR their dogs.

November can't get here fast enough. My first con is going to be a good one, mostly for the company I'll be keeping. Still kind of sad Dragon-con didn't work out this year, but I have a feeling this will be even better.

I'm considering rewriting a story I lost to a hard-drive crash. It was the best thing I've ever written (he said modestly) and I'm not sure it'll be as good the second time around, and if it's not, I'm not sure I want to put the effort in. Wow, that was arrogant. Maybe I should do it just to take my ass DOWN a peg or two.

... that's my day. How YOU doing?
 
 
Current Mood: pleased
Current Music: Dr. Horrible
 
 
 
 

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